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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

10.06.2025 01:23

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

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“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

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I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

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“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

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“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]